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George Bush is a “Damn Yankee”; Texans Move to Retroactively Impeach the...

All the hoopla about birth certificates and American Presidents just reached a new level. Ruth Davis of Mesquite, Texas exclaimed at a recent town hall meeting that "no one ever questioned George...

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Obama’s Facebook Account Hijacked By Devious Prankster

This evening a flurry of un-presidential and outright funny updates were splashed across President Obama's Facebook page while he was at a dinner party.The post Obama’s Facebook Account Hijacked By...

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Mitt Romney Promises to Cut 2 Trillion Imaginary or Hey Maybe Real Dollars...

Mitt Romney promised on Friday to figure out if Snuffleupagus is real or not and if so, cut the roughly ten dollars and fifty cents it costs to animate the creature on Sesame Street each month, or,...

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Pat Robertson And Chuck Norris Vow To Save Us From ‘AntiChrist Obama’s Reign...

TV evangelist Pat Robertson and martial arts superhero Chuck Norris joined forces rallying together at a worldwide prayer event asking God to send Jesus down a little early and save us from 1000 years...

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Republican Party Admits to Being a Massive Prank

Confirming suspicions long-held by much of the American political left, Republican party chairman Reince Priebus unveiled on Friday that his party is, and has been for over four decades, one big piece...

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Sandy’s “Blame Game” More Destructive Than Storm As Pundits Fight For...

There was dissent among the ranks though; while Robertson blamed the gays Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck spewed their theory illustrating how this is ultimately Obama's fault with his Socialist programs...

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Knock, Knock Who’s There? Mormon Missionaries Targeting Homes With Romney...

Reports coming in all across America show that scores of sharp dressed Mormon missionaries have been unleashed on the God-fearing public and are targeting homes with Romney signs in the yard for their...

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Canada and Mexico Scramble to Build National Security Fences to Keep Out...

While moving to Canada under a Republican presidency has long been suggested by American liberals, it appears the U.S.’s northern neighbor had never been concerned with the threat until it was made by...

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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there...

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Potential Life On Mars Already Smarter Than GOP

NASA is even rumored to be sending a rover into the Republican National Convention in 2016 to search for any intelligent life.

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